Saturday, September 16, 2006

Alabama 41, Louisiana-Monroe 7: Shula's gonna get slammed

ULM vs ALABAMA (Sep 16, 2006)

At last, a relatively easy win -- though it was 10-7 midway through the second quarter and still only 20-7 until late in the third. And it was only Louisiana-Monroe. Sure, they won the Sun Belt last year, but it's the Sun Belt. Sure, they gave Kansas a scare, but Kansas is no good. ULM had maybe 50 players in uniform.

Bama was a little choppy early on, going three-and-out on two of their first three possessions and fumbling on the fourth. But in the second possession, they went eighty yards, Le'Ron McClain scoring from 17 out on a screen pass. On their fifth, they went three-and-out again but had taken over on the ULM 24 (on a disputed fumble; ULM challenged, and I'm guessing they were right but replays were inconclusive) and kicked a fieldgoal.

ULM had one good drive on the day, and it came right after the fieldgoal, going 83 yards for a touchdown on draw plays and shovel-passes, the same stuff Hawaii did so well. Alabama answered that with a six-play, 65-yard drive to make it 17-7, Keith Brown catching a 33-yard pass and running 20 on a reverse. And the defense responded by finally stopping those little gimmick plays.

Bama missed a fieldgoal after a rare mental error by John Parker Wilson (who threw a pass after crossing the line of scrimmage) on the next drive, and took over in the second half with a long drive for a fieldgoal and a slip-screen to DJ Hall that went for 43 and broke the game open. The reserves added two touchdowns, both by Roy Upchurch, who finally got to run the ball.

Ken Darby finally had a good game, running for over 80 yards on 14 carries, Brown continued to shine, and the defense stepped up after a sloppy second quarter.

But the story of the game was afterward. Rumors had been swirling the last couple of days that three players -- star LB Juwan Simpson, #2 RB Jimmy Johns, and nickelback/third CB Lionel Mitchell -- had been suspended. Shula never announces this stuff beforehand, but it turns out to have been the case -- as I was sure of on the opening kickoff when Upchurch took Johns' spot as the up-man.

But after the game, Shula announced that Simpson and the other two had been suspended for actions during the offseason, and that the suspensions had been delayed until other suspensions had been served so that the team wouldn't be shorthanded in the opener. Now, Simpson got a lot of attention for an arrest in Bessemer for gun and marijuana possession; these charges were later largely dropped except for a misdemeanor charge.

Simpson, who was Academic All-SEC last year and has already earned his degree, has a reputation as a model citizen, and my understanding from people who know people is that while he was technically guilty the gun and the pot both belonged to someone else and that if anything he was trying to clean up someone else's mess. At the same time, you pretty much have to suspend him.

Now, I am guessing that Shula is being perfectly honest, and at least two players (Hall in the first game, and Kyle Tatum in the second) did serve suspensions. But what it looks like is that Shula waited to suspend two key defensive players, including his best player, until after two possibly losable games (I think we would have lost to Hawaii if Simpson hadn't played, and Mitchell made several good plays including an interception on the last play in that game) and waited until the ULM game that his second string probably could have won.

The media's going to cream him.

Friday, September 15, 2006

Boring

Ex-coalition leaders tell new group's name

"Christian Action Alabama" sounds like the news broadcast on a PAX station (when there were still PAX stations). I prefer my suggestion, "John Giles and the Martyr Boys".

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ESPN.com - NCF - Report: Bush, family received $100,000 in benefits

It's possible that USC could get stripped of its 2004 national championship because of this. If that's so, then the #2 team would get the title. And that #2 team was... Auburn.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Learned his lesson

Earlier primary brings in McCain

After losing the nomination in South Carolina in 2000, he isn't going to get out-Southerned again if he can help it. The money's going to the state's Republican power players -- Riley and King in particular, but also Strange, Collins, and Bachus.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Osama, you have your chance!

CNN.com - Whitney Houston files for divorce - Sep 13, 2006

Easy joke of the day

The Crimson White Online - Anti-Apathy sets goals for students

I was going to start the anti-anti-apathy campaign but I can't seem to get around to it.

Oh, sure

300 bronze vases stolen from cemetery recovered

You take a bronze vase from a 2000-year-old grave and sell it to a museum, you're an "archaeologist". You take a new bronze vase from a new grave and sell it to a scrap dealer and you're a "thief". That's hardly fair.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Saddam Hussein al-Tikriti: big Kids in the Hall fan

CNN.com - Angered Hussein: 'We will crush your heads' - Sep 12, 2006

Of Course there's an Alabama Animal Hall of Fame

2 Jefferson County animals inducted into hall of fame

Unfortunately, Matilda, the world's oldest chicken, is no longer with us, but I know if she were here, she would say "cluck".

Monday, September 11, 2006

A couple of minor quibbles

Iraq invasion popular with many in state

1. "Popular" is a statement of group feeling. Something can not be "popular with many", which is either redundant or nonsensical, take your pick. The proper headline is "Iraq invasion popular in state", though that's an exaggeration since only 55 percent said the invasion was right.

2. Since Iraq had nothing to do with 9-11, tying the Iraq invasion to 9-11 is just carrying the Administration's water as usual.