Uh, CNN?

Pelosi taps Silvestre for intelligence post - CNN.com

"Silvestre" is the guy's first name, as in "Silvestre Reyes". Though I like the new informal attitude. What's next? "George says US won't pull out; Nancy disagrees"?

Ill-gotten gains

Scrushy will repay $31 million bonuses

These would be the bonuses for "exceptional work". It turned out that the "exceptional work" was "massive accounting fraud". Scrushy had been claiming that he should keep the bonuses, even though he only got them because of the fraud. Which he totally didn't know about.

Nope, wrong wrong wrong

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That's an interesting way to put it

University of Alabama Announces Change In Football Staff - RollTide.com | University of Alabama Official Athletic Site

You fired the head coach. Say that. This release makes it look like you hired a new AV guy.

I'm not dead

Just busy. See you next week, maybe.