Saturday, September 02, 2006

Alabama 25, Hawaii 17; Mike Shula is an idiot

ESPN.com - NCF - Recap

You know the old definition of insanity as "doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting a different result". So maybe he's not an idiot, but a madman. Anyway, he really should let someone else call the plays.

I love Ken Darby. I hope he gets 1000 yards this year and gets the Alabama career rushing record. But it was obvious tonight that Hawaii was keying on him and that he wasn't going to be able to be an effective runner. Darby carried the ball 16 times for 25 yards and spent most of the time smacking into the line completely ineffectively. Maybe his style just wasn't suited to run against them, I don't know. (He did have two good runs called back on holding calls. Nobody gets holding calls on run plays like us. Those were basically the only two runs to the outside he had in the game, while anything in the line was easily handled.)

What I do know is that Jimmy Johns was effective. He ran the ball eight times for 58 yards. Okay, he's the backup. But he carried the ball only once, for three yards, in the second half. You have a guy go 7-55 and you let him touch the ball only once in the second half? Crazy. The fans were actually booing Darby in the fourth quarter though I prefer to think of it as booing Shula for continually running plays that wouldn't work. When 90,000 people are telling you you're making a mistake, you maybe should listen to them.

Anyway, Keith Brown saved us, and saved Shula. Despite having a touchdown overturned on replay, he wound up with six catches for 134 yards and a touchdown and also ran one ball for eight yards. The thing is that he wasn't open and wasn't getting easy catches. On his long catch of the night, 36 yards to set up a fieldgoal, he was hit on the head (technically illegal though they never call it) while making the catch. And on the touchdown he was interfered with, possibly by two players. He made a couple of great catches to keep drives going.

Shula also screwed up on a call that almost cost us the game. Leading 25-10, Matt Caddell was called a yard short on a 3rd-and-7 catch, making it fourth down at the Hawaii 37 with about ten minutes to go. (I thought he got a bad spot.) Shula dithered, eventually sent out the offense, but then let the play clock run out for a delay-of-game. It was really stupid, because Hawaii couldn't stop Alabama's power game, and if we get that first down the game is effectively over, barring a turnover; we'd probably get at least a fieldgoal, and even if Hawaii gets the ball back there wouldn't be enough time for two drives.

Sure enough, Hawaii takes over at the 15 and drives for a touchdown. We get one first down on the next drive, then punt, and Hawaii has 2:28 to score. They got it as far as 26 before throwing an interception on the last play. They easily could have scored, and with a two-point conversion tied it. Shula played not to lose instead of to win, and as usual it backfired.

This was probably inevitable

Lee Siegel is God

Free Lee Siegel!

This is always fun

Riley denies gambling-money link posited in Democrats' ads

Both sides are lying and both sides are telling the truth. I love politics.

Here's the situation... The Democrats claim that Riley took money from Jack Abramoff and Michael Scanlon. Riley denies taking money from Abramoff, which as far as I can tell is the truth. He certainly took money from Scanlon, who used to be Riley's assistant when Riley was a congressman. It becomes very difficult to see how Scanlon's money isn't dirty and isn't tied to gambling interests.

I honestly don't know what to say



British ads take aim at The Magic City

The Ad Wizards of Birmingham, England seem to have some odd ideas about Birmingham, Alabama.

Thursday, August 31, 2006

I doubt I'm the first to say this

Wedding bells for Warren Buffett - Aug. 31, 2006

But I hope he got a prenup.

The trials probably won't help

Birmingham-Southern College looks to put tough year behind it

BSC's pledge: "This year, none of our students will take part in a nationally publicized crime spree."

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Fred Phelps, chicken

No protest at soldier's funeral; riders push motorcycles away

The Birmingham News, disingenuous. Here's what they say about Phelps:
They were prepared to buffer Quick's family from zealot Fred Phelps of Topeka, Kan., who has gained national attention for interrupting the funerals of American servicemen killed in Iraq, staging protests against the U.S. government. Though Phelps distributed fliers indicating he would be at Thursday's funeral, he was a no-show.

Well, that's an... interesting description of Phelps, isn't it? "Protests against the U.S. government". If you are unfamiliar with Freddie-boy, Google him; I won't type his organization's name. He is a rightwing homophobe and yet the News insinuates (you'd see in the full context of the article) that he is some sort of leftwing Vietnam-protesting-type hippie.

Alabama is rank

State's 17% poverty rate is nation's 8th highest

Alabama gets fatter, No. 2 in country, report says

Actually, I'm surprised that the poverty rate isn't worse. Normally we're just behind Mississippi and Louisiana. At least they're eating well.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Too... many... jokes... overloading... brain...

CNN.com - Jessica Simpson ordered to rest voice - Aug 29, 2006

1. It wasn't a court order, by any chance?

2. Seriously, Jess, be careful. Extra careful. Give it, oh, 30, 35 years. Just to be safe.

3. Actual quote from her publicist taken out of context: "She can't sing."

I have few rules

Smoot wants bounty hunters to help capture Jeffco fugitives

But one is that any headline with "Smoot" and "bounty hunter" gets a link. Even Larry Langford seems a bit dubious about Shelia [sic] Smoot's idea.

Unfortunately, the conservatives are gaining control of the commission next year and Bettye [sic] Fine Collins will probably be the President. This means less really creative lunacy from the JeffCoComm and more repetitive right-wing lunacy, like requiring schoolteachers to take a Purity Oath or something. I am going to miss the Langford Era.

Well, mostly whine

300 see U.S. 280 plan, raise questions

"We don't want an elevated road! Why should we have to see a highway from our expertly manicured lawns? Why can't the peasants stay in Shelby County where they belong?"

Monday, August 28, 2006

Goodbye, Larry

Democrats tell Darby to stay out of their primaries - Tuscaloosa

He says that he's being censored for having the wrong views. And really, he is. But if he doesn't like it he can start his own party and he can say what he wants to.

Aww, we wanna zap somebody!

City police still await use of stun guns

The Birmingham PD isn't allowed to use its tasers until an audio/video recorder is attached to them and those are still being manufactured. In the meantime, maybe they could do something about all the murders.

Sunday, August 27, 2006

I have tickets

UA watches Ernesto as gameday approaches

And I don't really want to go even if it's just raining. Last projection I saw had Ernie going up through Florida.