This is insane

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The city of Tuscaloosa is planning for a huge influx of people to watch... practice. The A-Day spring football game. Sometimes I wonder about this town.

There's also a triathlon going on, and this:

Also Saturday, across the Black Warrior River in downtown Northport, will be a Back to Mayberry fundraising festival that will include impersonators doing such characters as Barney, Goober and Opie.

I can hardly wait.