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CNN.com - Jessica Simpson ordered to rest voice - Aug 29, 2006

1. It wasn't a court order, by any chance?

2. Seriously, Jess, be careful. Extra careful. Give it, oh, 30, 35 years. Just to be safe.

3. Actual quote from her publicist taken out of context: "She can't sing."