We can't have people with tattoos in the Army!

Uncle Sam wants you, tattoos and all

Apparently, the Alabama National Guard used to red-flag people with prominent tattoos and get them reviewed by officers to see if they were acceptable. Because God knows nobody in the military has a tattoo. Anyway, what with Iraq this policy has been shelved.

I can't imagine why he'd run away

al.com: NewsFlash - Search on for Iraqi colonel missing at Air Force base in Alabama

I mean, things in Iraq are going so well! But that ungrateful colonel -- who must have learned nothing from the leadership course he was taking in Montgomery -- and his family have vamoosed, leaving a note saying that he didn't want to return to Iraq.

Give War A Chance

al.com: NewsFlash - Bush pleads for patience in Iraq war

Everybody's talking 'bout
Resolutions Revolution Observation
Infiltration Detonation Investigation
Mediation United Nations Commiseration
All I am saying,
Is give war a chance!