I have a policy here of not talking about work except in the vaguest of terms (well, I talk about cataloging, but that really effects only me -- I won't talk about interpersonal stuff, or the students), and not telling stories about the college I work for. Now, anybody who's read this for any length of time -- and who really cares -- should easily be able to tell where I work, even if I haven't slipped and mentioned it. But generally, I don't tell what's going on around here.

But right now, there's a story about the school that's been in the papers and which I'm dying to make fun of. And there's something going on in the library that's even more fun. It's no fun holding this in.