Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Talladega Threatdown

Bear sightings up in Talladega woods

It's not clear if the bears are taking up permanent residence in Alabama (for the first time in more than a century) but experts say if they haven't it's just a matter of time. I don't know if I'd prefer the bears wander into the federal prison and savage Richard Scrushy and/or Don Siegelman, or the racetrack and savage Jeff Gordon.

2 Comments:

At 9:35 AM, Blogger Dystopos said...

Thank God he's come just in time to assume his rightful throne at the sidelines in Tuscaloosa.

 
At 10:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well that would explain those claw marks I saw the other day near Chandler Springs.

Feeding bears big mules and Jeff Gordon is bound to get PETA a mite upset.

 

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