Bush Seeking to Squeeze School Loan Program

Of course he is. So many sarcastic comments, so little time... Things he could have said, but didn't:

"Couldn't they just get the money from their parents?"
"Let them eat trade schools."
"Hey, I never went to class in college, and look at me now."

OK, I'll be fair, he's not actually cutting school loans. He's looking to cut consolidation loans for graduates. I like to think of this as the Bankruptcy Lawyers' Full Employment Act.