File13's Amish Tech Support

Laurence, you're not a pathetic whore... For now, at least, I'm leaving all the old stuff (other than one or two things I'm reposting) over on Blogspot; hey, why use up server space if I don't have to? But I am putting up a great big link, which I should have done already, probably.

Honestly, check out File13 if you haven't already, it's great. (And it will get a prominent place whenever I figure out the next permalink system.) And now, another of his limericks:

In Arabic, Islam means "Peace"
But their terrorists will never cease
If they run out of sons
For their suicide bombs
Then they'll gladly send out a niece