(There is no such thing as the Machine)

The Crimson White Online - Grades not solely responsible for bloc seating

Suggested research topic: A history of the Crimson White's writings about the Machine over the years, tracing exactly what its nefarious deeds and mysterious powers are supposed to be. Currently, they are supposed to control student seating at football games. Also, probably the weather, it's been nine on five consecutive football Saturdays.