From the Ichthypundit

MP changes name to Haddock

Austin Mitchell, an British Labour MP from is (probably temporarily) changing his name to Austin Haddock to encourage people to eat more fish. And because he's starved for attention, I'll bet. I'd like to encourage our legislators to follow his example. For instance, Idaho's Mike Crapo, who really needs to change his name anyway, could be Mike Potato. Or Potatoe, since he's a Republican.