Fun with Google News

They have a little "In the News" function. I guess it counts keywords or something. Anyway, it tends to be somewhat eclectic, as seen in the ten terms it currently lists:

Bison Dele (Presumed Dead Basketball Player)
Wal Mart (Profits down)
Typhoon Higos (Not Hurricane Lili?)
Dow Jones (The race to the bottom!)
Mother Teresa (Up for Sainthood)
New Zealand (No idea why)
President Bush (War)
Miles Dabord (Who?)
World Cup (Which one?)
National League East (Baseball playoffs, Valentine fired, Go Braves!)