From the Ichthypundit

DEM to revise fish-handling methods

Dateline: Rhode Island! A couple of Department of Environmental Management workers were supposed to stock the Blackstone River with rainbow trout. And they did, 150 trout! Well, they were given 200, but water level was low and about 50 were dropped on rocks and died without reaching water. Still, that's 75% which lived, a solid C. As they say, close enough for government work.