BBC News | SOUTH ASIA | India stands firm on Kashmir dialogue

Ah, dialogue. My favorite!

INDIA: Gimme, it's mine!

PAKISTAN: No, it's mine!

USA: What are you two fighting about?

IN: Kashmir, it's mine and Pakistan won't leave it alone!

PK: No, it's mine and India won't give it back!

US: Now, now, why can't you two share?

IN: No, it's mine! Oops!

PK: We broke it.