I'm a sick, sick man

Or I'm just burned out. I'm watching a repeat of the Discovery Channel doc, "The Jesus: the Complete Story" -- you know, the one where they replace the hippie Jesus with a guy who looks like any given cabdriver, narrated by Avery Brooks. And I'm making sarcastic comments about the Intifada the whole time.

CAPTAIN SISKO: Then archaelogists made an amazing discovery.
ME: The world's first suicide bomber!

BROOKS: When peace was declared in 1994...
ME: BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!