The comedy stylings of police Cmdr. Chris Tennant

Police: Man swiped 1,500 women's undies - CNN.com

So this perp stole 93 pounds of underwear from apartment complex laundry rooms. Cmdr. Tennant really enjoys his job:

"He said he had a problem," Tennant said...

"We were kind of concerned about how to match up bras and panties with victims," Tennant said. "Based on the unique descriptions from a couple of women, we can tie him to those thefts."

The underwear will be held as evidence until the case is resolved, after which their disposition is uncertain, Tennant said.

"Would you really want them back?" he asked. "I would say not."

Well, probably not, no. But I'm really curious about these "unique descriptions".