Come on, do it!

ABC News: Park Won't Lift Elephant With Human Hair

Not with one human hair -- that would be ridiculous. With a cable made of 320,000 human hairs. It would work! But those darned animal rights activists say that it would "scare" the elephant. Like that would scare an elephant. I wonder if these activists have seen a little film called Operation Dumbo Drop.

(Via Meryl.)