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Langford explores mayoral campaign

Larry Langford wants to run for mayor of Birmingham, a city of which he is not what is technically called "a resident". Which is a shame, because he feels that the city could use his brand of madness "aggression and vision":

"This city lacks aggression and vision," he said. "Those are not always popular terms, but they are necessities if you want to turn this ship around."

Langford, 59, said, "Aggression is what made Memphis, Atlanta, Charlotte and other cities who have taken their own future by the horns, successful."

Aggressive!