Teach them to be "moderates"

Church fined after Cuba travel canceled

A Baptist group has been fined $34,000 (about ten percent of its operating budget) and its travel to Cuba cancelled because the Treasury Department decided that a church's members were engaging in "tourist activities". What are tourist activities?

• Wearing sandals with black socks.
  
• Asking if national treasures are "for sale".
  
• Complaining about the bathrooms.
  
• Taking pictures during solemn events.
  
• Complaining that the food isn't as good as the food in the [ethnic group] restaurant back home.

I mock, because this is stupid, like the entire Cuba travel ban is stupid, and I half suspect is political retribution for breaking away from the Republican-dominated Southern Baptist Convention.