U.S. Agriculture Inspector Charged with Illegally Importing Protected Wildlife

Oops! He was importing protected birds from his family home... in Nigeria. Wait a minute...

"Greettings! I am Wahab Omotaya Alaga of the USA (United State of America) department agriculture! I have found myself in possession of nine (9) gray singing finches, but..."

Yes, his first name really is "Wahab". Oh, dear...