I made a joke yesterday about the Norwegians -- who regularly violate the international ban on whaling -- killing Keiko the Killer Whale and eating him on crackers. Just a joke. Well, guess what?

CNN.com - Call to kill 'Free Willy' star - September 3, 2002

Yup, a "whaling expert" says he should be put to death. The world refuses to allow itself to be parodied.