Friday, September 06, 2002

From the Ichthypundit

Snakehead dumped in Inner Harbor

Some dumbass dumped his pet giant snakehead (a different species from the northern snakehead that I'm obsessed with) in Maryland's Inner Harbor. Fortunately, the snakehead can't survive in salt water. (So why didn't they just put a couple of cases of Morton's in the DCSWF pond in Crofton?) There's no way that the owner couldn't have known about what's happening in Crofton, so there are two possibilities:

1. He knew that snakeheads couldn't survive in salt water so he chose there to dump it (alive). But why not just kill it outright?

2. He didn't know it would die and he was hoping it would thrive and (if there's an undiscovered partner) reproduce and take over the harbor, because he's an asshole.

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