Tropical Storm Bertha expected to dump heavy rain on Gulf Coast

There was a tropical storm? You can tell I don't watch the local news anymore, because every time there's a tropical storm the weather geeks get all orgasmic and take over the newscast and draw straws to see who gets to go to the Coast and wear a poncho in the rain. Anyway, Louisiana is going to get really wet, which will probably make the West Nile mosquitoes even more active.