Saddam Hussein Violating Foodstuffs of Mass Destruction Treaty

The Poor Man has the terrible details:

First synthesized in May of 2002, ingestion of Pepsi Blue causes a stinging or burning sensation in the mouth and throat, followed by extreme nausea and vomiting. Victims often report feeling as though they were being choked with a rancid blueberry muffin baked with Drano. The long-term health effects of exposure to Pepsi Blue are not known.