Nursing home cleared

The state says there's nothing wrong at a Moundville nursing home where a 78-year-old woman recently needed to be treated for -- I hope you haven't eaten recently -- an infestation of maggots. It's just a freak accident, and people deal with maggot infestations all the time!

The name of the facility's administrator is "Scrivner", by the way. You couldn't make this sort of thing up if you tried.

Article by Stephanie Hoops, who should restart her blog and knows it.