The Nando Times: Palestinian terrorist Abu Nidal committed suicide, Iraq confirms

And if you can't believe Saddam, who can you believe?

"Yes, I confirm his suicide and an official will give you full details on Wednesday," [Tariq] Aziz said.

I can see it now... "He shot himself five times, then pushed himself out of a car and rolled himself into a ditch by the side of a road. He then wrote TRAITOR all over his chest with his own blood, and finally burned down his own house with all of his possessions inside."