Islamic militants kill nine Hindu pilgrims

"Hey, Jean-Paul, do we call them terrorists if they're not killing Jews?"

"Merde, Phillippe, check the stylebook already."

"I haven't gotten the new book yet."

"Fine, fine, I'll look it up... Says here that they're militants."

"Militants? Then what do we call them if they're killing Jews?"

"'Activists'."

"Oh, right. Thanks. Anyway, the militants have killed nine people and wounded 27 in a pilgrimage camp in Kashmir."

"Well, it's their own fault for not being sensitive to Islam."

"True, true."