So, remember yesterday, when I said I twisted my ankle? Turned out it's a fairly major sprain. I spent the last three hours in the grip of modern American medical care, and while luckily I don't have any new orifices and my various bodily fluids are still okay, I do have a rather large splint/cast on my ankle. Luckily, it's removable. I should be okay in a couple of weeks. Again, this will teach me to move at anything faster than a shuffle.