Gunman armed with assault-style rifle

[SARCASM] You know, I'm sick and tired of the liberal media harping on gunmen with assault-style rifles who start shooting at total strangers until they have to be taken out by police snipers. It's an affront to all the law-abiding gunmen armed with assault-style rifles who never start shooting at total strangers or have to be taken out by snipers. I'm writing Charlton Heston.[/SARCASM]