FBI: Gunman Went to L.A. Airport Intending to Kill (washingtonpost.com)

"It appears he went there with the intention of killing. Why he did that is what we are still trying to determine," FBI agent Richard Garcia said one day after the shootout at the nation's third-busiest airport.

Well, let me guess. He's an Egyptian, right? One who showed hostility to the US, immigrant or no. And he shot up the ticket counter of the Israeli national airline.

Heck, I don't know. Maybe he was upset because the in-flight movie last time was "Snow Dogs". (UPDATE: Laurence thinks it was "Yentl", nearly as bad of a movie leaving aside its theme. Great minds.) But it wasn't terrorism! I'm glad we got that straight.