The Miami Herald | 06/26/2002 | Palestinians, not Bush, to pick leader, Arafat says

"And by 'Palestinians,'" he didn't add, "I mean one Palestinian. Me. I hereby vote for myself as President. There, that wasn't so hard. This democracy thing is a snap, and I've been afraid of it all these years. Maybe I should try something else I've been afraid of, like bathing."