Medal of Freedom Honorees Announced

If I were a Medal of Freedom winner, I would be offended:

--Mrs. Reagan, the former first lady, saluted by the Bush White House for her continuing work against drug and alcohol abuse and her promotion of the Foster Grandparent program.

Oh, boy, the drug war. Remember "Just Say No"? That worked so well, didn't it? And remember the time she was on "Diff'rent Strokes"? But hey, Hank Aaron and Mr. Rogers, those I'm on board with. And Nelson Mandela, of course.