I suck

That's according to N.Z. Bear, whose new objective list of bloggers (by the number of incoming links) has me as an "insignificant microbe", albeit near the top of the range. I'm like an amoeba, I suppose, as opposed to the bacteria down at the bottom. And everyone is getting an Instapundit link but me, by the way. I'd jump off the roof but it's only two stories and anyway there are workers up there who might stop me.

(The above is obviously not meant to be taken seriously, I'm not really suicidal.)