Department of "Oh, Those Wacky Yanks!"

USA through, nation nonplussed

The Beeb's attempt to look at the USA's World Cup run "in the style of an American sportswriter" is incoherent enough to be from an actual American sportswriter but is in a completely different style. Mostly, it's just the usual sneering anti-Americanism. Two nations separated by a common language. And also by the fact that our national sports aren't boring.