Bush resumes power after colon test

"The president says he feels 'great and will resume his normal routine at Camp David," Fleischer said.

Whatever you say, Ari. Except that (a) anyone who feels great after a colon exam is a better man than I, and (b) Bush used the same words ("I feel great") before the exam. I don't know if that means anything other than he needs a thesaurus, I just wanted to point it out.