Hi, I'm Newt Gingrich, loathsome has-been. I was married to my second wife for 19 years before our divorce in 1999, but now I'm asking the Catholic Church to give me an annulment. But hey, at least I tell her about it while she was on her sickbed after cancer surgery, like I did with my first wife.

"You know, Trudeau was right. My name does sound like a character from Dune."