Coca-Cola USA is going to be really pissed when it sees one of its bottles pictured in an article about beer and cigarettes.

South African Breweries Buys Miller From Phillip Morris

I thought PM was changing its name to something that sounded innocuous? Oh, well. Apparently, they're getting out of the booze business and focusing on the dangerous, addictive substances they know how to sell. Also, cheese.

It remains to be seen how Miller will fare overseas if South African Breweries decides to export the beer, though it could be a refreshing change from some local brews — like Chibuku, a kind of beer similar to a lumpy yogurt shake with alcohol that South African Breweries sells in Zambia and some nearby nations.

Well, that sounds disgusting. Even watery American beer would have to be better than that.