China Craze Threatens Asian Turtles

Turtle jelly? I'm sorry that I seem to be on a pick-on-various-Chinese-people kick, but yuck.

"It's good for my skin," said 18-year-old waiter Jeff Cheung. "I eat it whenever I have pimples."

God, I hate people like this. Leaving aside that it doesn't work, grinding up members of an endangered species to cure pimples... I was going to say I hoped he got disgusting growths all over his body, but God knows what he'd do about that.